Addlez the Axolotl Pirate

I tomato you~! \(^_^)/

Hi, hi, I'm a tiny 17 year old Asian girl who eats too much pho. Yeah.
Also, axolotls are adorable.

(If I followed/liked/submitted something to your RP blog, you can find the link to my own up there^^^^)
Recent Tweets @ShadoeMayari

superduperfrycook:

how 2 revise ur app:

  1. open application
  2. replace all items w/ spongebob references
Asker Anonymous Asks:
[katsuo voice] where's da wi-fi
shadoemayari shadoemayari Said:
drecat:

Not even a parody; this is literally the anti-vaccine movement.

drecat:

Not even a parody; this is literally the anti-vaccine movement.

(via probablycrazydefinitelyawesome)

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(via probablycrazydefinitelyawesome)

systemsready:

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

(via mrmissmrsrandom)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Never have I ever got my crushes crush killed because I was a hope obsessed wierdo and then still tried to make moves on him.
shadoemayari shadoemayari Said:

askthesdr2survivors:

Alright, I don’t say this often…

But fuck you.

shsl-classicalcomposer:

Addlez and Mika do a thing. more of the thing may come soon

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